Come on down to South Park, with a detour through San Diego, and join the boys hunt down the mythical Jewpacabra, ‘sketti wrestle with reality stars, and go jackin’ it in San Diego. Stan discovers the horrible secret behind home-shopping networks that sell cheap jewelry to the elderly after trying to sell a bolo tie that his grandfather gave him as a birthday present. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a cash-for-gold scam.